Sidey’s Weekend Theme 29.10.2011
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Once upon a time…
[Old version]
Chorus:
Oh, no, dont let the rain come down
Oh, no, dont let the rain come down
Oh, no, dont let the rain come down
My roofs got a hole in it and I might drown
Oh yes, my roofs got a hole in it and I might drown.
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There was a crooked man and he had a crooked smile
Had a crooked sixpence and he walked a crooked mile
Had a crooked cat and he had a crooked mouse
They all lived together in a crooked little house.
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Chorus: Repeat above
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Well, this crooked little man and his crooked little smile
Took his crooked sixpence and he walked a crooked mile
Bought some crooked nails and a crooked bat
Tried to fix his house with a rat-tat-tat-tat-tat.
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Chorus: Repeat above
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Now this crooked little man and his crooked cat and mouse
They all live together in a crooked little house
Has a crooked door with a crooked little latch
Has a crooked roof with a crooked little patch.
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Chorus: Repeat above
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BUT…
[New Version]
There was a crooked man
Who had a crooked wife
And they all lived together
And led a crooked life
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Then the little crooked man
And his little crooked wife
Were both put in jail
For the rest of their life
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… and they all they lived (un)happily ever after.
©DGA 30 October 2011 05:19