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English is as She is Spoke

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There are all shades of English:

Scottish English,

Irish English,

Welsh English,

All with English in common.

But whether some was gotten

At an auction

Or boughten for a fraction

Is anybody’s guess.

I went out with a guy from Reading.

At the end of the date

Was my face red –

I had pardoned most everything he said.

He could have spoken Finnish,

It may have been Yiddish or Flemish

Or something in between,

 But it certainly wasn’t English

As spoken by the queen.

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©DGA 06 December 2011 15:04